Chris Brown Twitter
Well after a two year hiatus, the Grammy’s welcomed Chris Brown back with open arms, social media users were not so welcoming, but the Chris Brown Twitter account had some choice words for the disgruntled public. “F#*k Off!” Thats right this young man speaks with the rebuttals of a young debate champion, we should be oh so proud of America’s public education system when we bear witness to such eloquent voices of our next generation of leaders.
The Chris Brown Twitter trending topic also raised the 21st century feminist movement to new heights with youthful girls claiming that Mr. Brown could “beat me anytime.” Its a beautiful thing when sadism can be expressed so openly, its really a huge leap for open sexual identity and expression, isn’t it? Michel Foucault would be proud.
Lets see just what Chris Brown posted and dig a little deeper into the complex mind of this misunderstood genius of R&B and see just whats beyond all of that talk of booty and blunts. I’m sure he has good reason for punching a woman half his size in the face, the executives at the Grammy’s seem to think so.
Chris Brown Twitter | Where’s Your Publicist Bobby, I Mean Chris…
Chris Brown obviously draws some of his inspiration from the great Bobby Brown, the 1970’s and 80’s king of crack smoking and domestic abuse. But poor old Bobby never had an outlet like Twitter to lash back at critics for his misunderstood drug addiction and lady problems. Thank God Chris Brown Twitter exists, so we can revel in deep thought comments like this:
For some odd reason Chris Brown attempted to delete most of these posts, but thankfully they were captured for us to dissect them before he could destroy the evidence. You have to admit he does have a point, I do believe that it states in the Grammy code of ethics that if you do in fact win a Grammy, then you are allowed to hit women in the face without any discrepancy or slander from the public.
Chris Brown’s allusion to other’s rap lyrics was analyzed by the folks over at Mashable as well, lets take a gander, shall we?
Brown made a series of tweets (since deleted) discussing that “we select who to hate” and seemed to liken his own felony-assault conviction to rappers who sell drugs and are still idolized.
A trending topic on Twitter during the Grammys was the phrase “wife beater,” referring to Brown. Many have criticized the award show for giving Brown a platform to perform and be celebrated.
Understandably Brown’s tweet — and subsequent attempt to cover his tracks — have caused users on Twitter to respond in outrage. Brown’s current tweet? “Lol.” Charming.
For those of you that aren’t schooled in the artform of internet acronyms, lol, means laugh out loud. Chris Brown Twitter laughs out loud at those that just can’t seem to grasp his greatness and fail to comprehend his motives behind domestic violence. Its all part of his grand scheme as an artist, I’m sure after this Chris Brown Twitter hype dies down, a hip-hopera will soon follow and then we can recognize his greatness as all of us did with R. Kelly’s Trapped In the Closet.
For those of you that couldn’t tell this was a satire, Chris Brown is an idiot, and music is imploding on itself. Let us know what you think about Chris Brown Twitter in the comments!
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